My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...

  • Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
  • Aunt: Who's getting married then?
  • Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
  • Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
  • Cousin: Why not?
  • Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
  • Cousin: Says who?!
  • Aunt: Says God!
  • Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan... <-Fitblr!